17 Entries Tagged “Middle Age”
Funny Sayings
1. Please, No! I Have a Wife and Family!
An excuse for why they shouldn't kill you, fire you, or do anything bad to you. See also Middle Age, Old-Timey.
Funny Conveyances
3. Winnebagos
Yet another thing named after Native Americans they'd never approve of. Fun to say, though. See also Middle Age.
Funny Insults
4. Jokers
Favorite insult of suburban dads, usually referring to poor drivers or their kids' friends. Often combined with a "check out the" or "get a load of this." See also Middle Age.
Funny Words
5. Houp-doup
Sound made when transitioning from a sitting to a standing position. Pronounced "hoop-doop". See also Middle Age.
Funny People
6. Neighborhood Dad Garage Bands
Thanks to Liz Lemon for this one. See also Middle Age, Suburbs.
Funny Foods
7. Lean Cuisine Shop
Varieties of this microwave meal include “Comfort Classics”, “Dinnertime Selects”, and “Spa Cuisine ClassicsÆ. There’s such a thing as spa cuisine? See also 80's, Food, Middle Age.
Funny Products
8. Barcalounger Shop
Expensive for a gag gift, but if you can, go for it in brown leather. See also Middle Age.
Funny Clothes
9. Blankets with Sleeves Shop
Whether it be the original Snuggie or the knockoff Slanket. Me? I still prefer the Slumber Sack. See also Middle Age.