Funny Instruments
Funny Instruments
21. The Great Stalacpipe Organ
Guinness crowned this the world’s largest instrument, and understandably so. See also Music.
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22. Children
Teachers and parents used to whack them to make noises, but now this instrument is illegal in most countries.
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23. Cheap Party Favor Whistle
One high-pitch note of parents’ nightmares. See also Annoying, Parents.
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24. The Elephant Imitator
Take a baloon, blow it up, and hold the ends of the nozzle. See also Irritating.
Yoo-hoooo! Be a doll and add a funny instrument.
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27. Doorbell Dong Plus Dog Barking
Beautiful music when I’m unmuted on a call. See also Dogs.
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28. Pyrophone
An organ powered by gasoline and propane with sounds made by explosion and combustion. See also Fire.
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30. Cat Piano
A piano that prods cats when you press the keys, causing them to yowl. Kittens make up the high notes with older cats doing the low notes. Familiar to anybody who's read PB. Kerr's Children of the Lamp series. See also Cats.