Funny Instruments
Funny Instruments
94. Flugelhorns
Larger than a trumpet, smaller than a tuba, sounds like a cow with a cold.
Yoo-hoooo! Be a doll and add a funny instrument.
Funny Instruments
97. Nose Flutes Shop
No, playing the nose flute doesn’t look weird at all. Why do you ask?
Funny Instruments
98. Octocontrabass Clarinet
A gigantic clarinet with a range so low it is inaudible to humans. See also Unnecessary.
Funny Instruments
99. Homemade Guitars
I.e., a toilet paper roll glued to the top of an empty tissue box and rubber bands as strings. See also Bathroom.
Funny Instruments
100. Trumpets Festooned With Flags
Almost always played for the king gnawing on a giant turkey leg. See also Medieval, Royalty, Wealth.