Funny Instruments
Funny Instruments
92. Nose Flutes Shop
No, playing the nose flute doesn’t look weird at all. Why do you ask?
Funny Instruments
93. Octocontrabass Clarinet
A gigantic clarinet with a range so low it is inaudible to humans. See also Unnecessary.
Funny Instruments
94. Homemade Guitars
I.e., a toilet paper roll glued to the top of an empty tissue box and rubber bands as strings. See also Bathroom.
Funny Instruments
95. Trumpets Festooned With Flags
Almost always played for the king gnawing on a giant turkey leg. See also Medieval, Royalty, Wealth.
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Funny Instruments
97. Spoons
I mean, how hard is this to play, really? Two spoons, hit them against your body. Not to be hatin', but how far is that from drumming on the car dashboard when a cool song comes on?
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100. Pan Flutes Shop
Instrument of choice for sprites, satyrs, and college kids who wear shorts through the winter. See also Ancient.