Funny Instruments

Funny Instruments

71. Mahler Hammer

The name given to the instrument in Mahler's Sixth Symphony described by Mahler as meant to be "brief and mighty, but dull in resonance and with a non-metallic character (like the fall of an axe)" ... basically a big wooden hammer hit against a big wooden platform.

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72. Electric Violin Shop

Why not? See also Unnecessary.

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73. Double-Neck Guitars Shop

For expert guitar players only. See also 70's, 80's, Music.

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74. French Horns Shop

They collect so much saliva that you have to take them apart to empty it out. See also Annoying.

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75. Otamatone Shop

Best. Instrument. Ever.

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Dude. Do us a solid. Add your own funny instrument.

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76. Drumbone

Used by the Blue Man Group. Essentially a twisty PVC pipe that slides like a trombone and is played by hitting it with sticks.

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77. Mellophone

A trumpet on steroids or a baritone that needs a workout? Or maybe just the French horn's American cousin?

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78. Gong Shop

Sounds like its name.

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79. Bassoons

Its not a baboon, but it does sound like a dying duck.

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80. Octobass

First, it's almost ten feet tall. Second, it takes two people to play. Third, it doesn't even belong in a bass section. It is a bass section. See also Unnecessary.

Added by a Guest on October 24, 2013| 3 Comments | You Like This |

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