Funny Instruments
Funny Instruments
71. Octobass
First, it's almost ten feet tall. Second, it takes two people to play. Third, it doesn't even belong in a bass section. It is a bass section. See also Unnecessary.
Funny Instruments
72. Whip Cracks
Two 2x4s were hinged together and slapped against each another by yours truly in the attempt to make a sound like a whip in our Sleigh Bells rendition. My hair flew backwards and my expression became pinched each time I slapped them together.
Funny Instruments
74. Slide Whistle Shop
A mini trombone used to annoy parents, siblings, etc. Sounds like this.
Funny Instruments
75. Swinette
An instrument comprised of two horse hairs stretched across a hog's behind and picked by one's teeth.
Yoo-hoooo! Be a doll and add a funny instrument.