Funny Dances
Funny Dances
21. The Constipated Turtle
Crouch down and act like you're constipated and keep your upper lip bigger than your lower lip. See also Turtles.
Funny Dances
23. The Car
Lie down, sense your inner wheels and will yourself to move forward. See also Cars.
Funny Dances
24. Floor Angels
Lay on the ground and act like you're making a snow angel but without snow.
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Funny Dances
28. Beep Beep Like a Sheep
1. Throw your hands up and point them to the ground.
2. Get down on all fours.
3. Bounce around.
4. Go crazy now! See also Farming.
Funny Dances
30. The "Mature" American
Step 1: Walk into a crowded room full of foreign people.
Step 2: Say "I have an announcement to make."
Step 3: Start making armpit farts for as long as possible. See also Flatulence.