Funny Names

101. Qwertyuiop Asdfghjkl Yxcvbnm

The inventor of the keyboard.

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Funny Quotes

102. “Yeah, No.”

―My Wi-Fi when I'm trying to play Fortnite See also Internet.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

103. What Do You Call a Burrito with No Filling?

A tortilla.

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Funny Insults

104. Between You and Me, One of Us is Smarter than You

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Funny Observations

105. A Bed is a Wireless Charger for a Human

See also Sleep.

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Funny Things to Do

106. Spitting Out All the Watermelon Seeds at Once Like a Machine Gun

A summer classic.

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Funny Dances

107. The Vomiting Dolphin

Basically a seizure.

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Funny Insults

108. You Give off Wet Sock Vibes

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Funny Observations

109. Broken Escalators are More Efficient than Unbroken Escalators

Because broken escalators work both ways, but unbroken escalators only work one way.

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Funny Phrases

110. Да не, да не да

Russian, directly translated as "yes no, yes no yes", meaning "No and no". "Да не" means "no", "да" means "yes", but sometimes can mean "and", and "не да" means "not yes", aka "no". See also Russian.

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