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Funny Books
131. Why Paint Cats: The Ethics of Feline Aesthetics Shop
Indeed, why paint cats? See also Cats.
Funny Jobs
132. Legger
From the middle ages. Involved putting your feet on the sides of a tunnel while lying on a boat and use your legs to move to boat.
Funny Insults
134. You Look Like You Have an Obscure Favorite Color
Oh, periwinkle, aren’t you special?
Funny Sayings
135. Something borrowed, something blue. Something woolen so you’re itchy too.
See also Weddings.
Funny Insults
137. You Look Like You Sell Seashells by the Seashore
There is no coming back after this one. See also Beach.
Funny Questions
139. Are You My Appendix?
Because this feeling in my gut makes me want to take you out. See also Pickup Line.
Funny Quotes
140. “The Texan turned out to be good-natured, generous and likable. In three days no one could stand him.”
―Joseph Heller in Catch-22 See also Literature.