Funny Phrases

131. Liar, Liar, Pants Expired

It would suck to have expired pants.

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Funny Instruments

132. Serpent

An instrument from the renaissance period.

“What the devil is that!?”
― Mendelssohn, upon hearing a serpent.

(He would go on to use the instrument in many compositions.) See also Snakes.

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Funny Observations

133. Yogurt: It’s like swallowing a dead rat. Whole.

See also Dairy.

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Funny Books

134. The Adventures of Side Characters

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Funny Places

135. Ø, Jutland, Denmark

Its just a single letter…

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Funny Animals

136. Jackass Penguins

What did they ever do? We will never know.

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Funny Things to Do

137. Bringing Your Own Stuffed Animal to a Carnival

And carrying it around so people think you’ve won something.

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Funny Insults

138. You’re So Old You Have a Signed Version of the Bible

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Funny Observations

139. Was was was before was was is.

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Funny Insults

140. You’re the Human Embodiment of Loud Chewing

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