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Funny Insults
132. You Look Like the Kind of Person Who on the Last Day of School Before Winter Break Says, “See You Next Year!”
Dork.
Funny Jobs
133. Fatherly Wrench Passer
Finding a wrench in a toolbox may be one of the most complicated and stressful tasks known to son. When your father has his head under the kitchen sink and you're already holding the flashlight and the toolbox, passing him the wrench is near impossible and can result in complete failure of the task at hand. See also Family.
Funny Insults
137. You Look Like the Kind Of Person Who Draws a Smiley Face on a Rock and Calls it Jeffrey
Funny Anti-Jokes
140. What Begins with “F” and Ends with “uck.”
Incorrect. What begins with “W” and ends with “hat.” See also Profanity.