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Funny Things to Do
111. Labeling People With a Price Gun
Being labeled as $6 isn’t the best thing in the world, but what are they gonna do? Friends or strangers or family, price gun doesn’t discriminate. See also Pranks.
Funny Advice
112. It’s Okay to be Sad Because Sad Stands for “Secretly a Dinosaur.”
Rawr. See also Dinosaurs.
Funny Tattoos
113. Tattoo of Shoes on Your Feet
Never have to go through the struggle of putting on and removing shoes again. See also Shoes.
Funny Advice
116. Always Be Polite to Siri
Just in case AI takes over the world. See also Computers.
Funny Jobs
117. Professional Netflix Binger
Job Description: Watch TV shows and movies all day to “ensure quality.” Must be able to detect plot holes, inconsistencies, and whether the snacks pair well with the content.
Perks: Free snacks (you bring them).
Work uniform: Pajamas.
Promotion opportunities: From binger to super Binger.
Requirement: Must possess an Olympic-level ability to press “Next Episode.”
See also Netflix.
Funny Jobs
118. Duck Herding Consultant
Job Description: Advise ducks on forming perfect V formations, navigating ponds efficiently, and quacking with confidence. Must mediate between rebellious ducks and strict pond leaders.
Perks: Fresh air and occasional bread crumbs. Opportunity to bond with nature’s sassiest creatures.
Requirement: Proficiency in “duck whispering” and a strong tolerance for wet feet.
See also Birds.