Funny Anti-Jokes

91. What Food Do Crabs Hate?

Crab cake. See also Seafood.

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Funny Diseases

92. Cowprint Intolerance

It’s like a lactose intolerance, but with anything cowprint, e.g. cowprint pants, cowprint socks, cowprint roofs, etc. See also Made Up.

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Funny Insults

93. “You’re as dumb as Isaac Newton.”

―Albert Einstein See also Science.

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Funny Nicknames

94. Baldilocks

Ironically bald. See also Hair.

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Funny Insults

95. You Look Like You Put a Pencil in Your Book as a Bookmark, Damaging the Spine

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Funny Euphemisms

96. Lot of Smoke, But No Cannonballs

All farts, no poops. See also Scatological.

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Funny Insults

97. You Look Like Someone Who Would be Really Interested in My Rug

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Funny Animals

98. Gekko Gecko

Scientific name for Tokay gecko. See also Reptiles.

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Funny Things to Do

99. Pointing a Spyglass into Someone’s Soul when They Ask You to Guess the Number They’re Thinking

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Funny Insults

100. You Look Like a Person Who Looks Up at the Ceiling for Answers During a Test

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