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Funny Animals
53. Squanderbeast
A noble animal that exists only on Sundays, and only to undo everything you accomplished by Saturday. It does not maul. It simply sits on the to-do list until the list gives up. Native to the couch. Cannot be photographed, only suspected. The natural predator of momentum. See also Made Up, Procrastination.
Funny Things to Do
55. Slappy Spatchy
Game in which you slap each other with spatulas. From Cards Against Humanity.
Funny Advice
57. Don’t Eat Something if You’re Allergic to It, Especially if That Something is Cats
See also Cats.
Funny Insults
59. Bad Morning
A primary school kids go-to when they have to say hello to the teacher after not getting ice cream for breakfast.