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51. Being Sent to the Centaur Office

Used by Ministry of Magic workers in Harry Potter, “Being sent to the Centaur Office” means being fired. See also Harry Potter.

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Funny Questions

52. Why is It Called a Grandfather Clock?

Just look at the low-handing pendulum as it swings from side to side.

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Funny Dances

53. Racoon Pants

Put two angry raccoons in your pants start dancing, though only if you want your underwear destroyed.

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Funny Instruments

54. Schediphone

A double-belled brass instrument made long ago when “schedi” didn’t have another meaning.

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Funny People

55. George of the Jungle

The fake Tarzan.

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Funny Phrases

56. Most Likely to be Hopped Up on Mountain Dew

What my golf coach decided to award me with at our golf banquet.

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Funny Things

57. A Porta-potty with Windows

See also Bathroom.

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Funny T-Shirts

58. Helvetica Shop

In Comic Sans.

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Funny T-Shirts

59. Comic Sans Shop

Just “Comic Sans” in Comic Sans on a t-shirt.

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Funny Euphemisms

60. Backwards Benjamin Button-ing

Also known as aging.

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