Funny Observations

51. If You Don’t Not Think About It, This Sentence Isn’t Not a Quadruple Negative

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Funny Products

52. The Unvaccum

Puts all the dust back where you found it. See also Made Up.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

53. How Many Heads Does a Man Swimming in the Arctic Ocean Have?

One.

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Funny Sayings

54. Good Things Take Time, and That’s Why I’m Always Late

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Funny Questions

55. If “black box” flight recorders on airplanes are truly indestructible, why don’t they just make the whole plane out of that stuff?

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Funny Insults

56. You Seem Like a Guy Who Turns Green When Sick, Red when Mad, and Blue When Scared

See also Emotions.

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Funny Euphemisms

57. Feeding the Toilet

Also known as going to the bathroom. See also Bathroom, Scatological.

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Funny Advice

58. When Fighting Say, “Left Hook,” Then Kick Them

Works every time. See also Boxing, Violence.

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Funny Insults

59. You Look Like You Have Arguments with Your Stuffed Animals

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Funny Insults

60. You Look Like Someone Who Saves Their Own Farts in a Jar

See also Flatulence.

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