Funny Dances

51. Ballet, but While Holding a Chair to Your Butt

See also Ballet.

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Funny Observations

52. Bricks Are Domesticated Rocks

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Funny Advice

53. Go to Other People’s Funerals, Otherwise They Won’t Go to Yours

See also Death.

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Funny Euphemisms

54. Spoon With Hair

Also known as a Fork. See also Cutlery.

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Funny Observations

55. Oxygen is Literally a Toxic Gas That Takes 60 to 80 Years to Kill You

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Funny Advice

56. Never Put Uranium in Your Cranium

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Funny Observations

57. A Baker Covers His Mistakes in Frosting; a Surgeon Covers His Mistakes in Soil

See also Doctors.

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Funny Things to Do

58. Riding a Lawnmower Across Great Britain

You’re not the first.

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Funny Euphemisms

59. Business Goose

Also known as a penguin. See also Birds.

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Funny Instruments

60. Rubber Band

Stretch between two stationary objects and flick repeatedly. See also Annoying.

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