Funny Anti-Jokes

51. What Do You Call a Slow Turtle?

A turtle. See also Reptiles.

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Funny Insults

52. Your Mom is So Fat That Her Belt Size is Equator

See also Geography, Obesity.

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Funny Observations

53. The Back of the Back is the Front, but the Front of the Front is Still the Front

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Funny Things to Do

54. Saying “Happy My Birthday to You Too” when Someone Says “Happy Birthday”

They won't know what hit them. See also Birthdays.

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Funny Questions

55. What Was the Reaction of the First Person to Hear a Parrot Talk?

See also Birds.

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Funny Nicknames

56. Shrimp Daddy

Lil Wayne’s original rap name. See also Rapper.

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Funny Euphemisms

57. Emotional Support Juice

Also known as wine. See also Alcohol, Wine.

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Funny Sayings

58. You Can’t Fold Soup, But You Can Try

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Funny Words

59. Jargogle

To confuse or mix things up.

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Funny Words

60. Puuoyevigannogreven

Read it backwards, I dare you.

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