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Funny Phrases
51. Straw? No, Too Stupid a Fad. I Put Soot on Warts.
One of the weirdest palindromes I’ve ever heard. See also Palindromes.
Funny Animals
52. Ribbon Seal
First off, it's a seal, which is awesome. But it looks like some kind of chocolate swirl cake.
Funny Animals
55. Squanderbeast
A noble animal that exists only on Sundays, and only to undo everything you accomplished by Saturday. It does not maul. It simply sits on the to-do list until the list gives up. Native to the couch. Cannot be photographed, only suspected. The natural predator of momentum. See also Made Up, Procrastination.
Funny Things to Do
57. Slappy Spatchy
Game in which you slap each other with spatulas. From Cards Against Humanity.
Funny Advice
59. Don’t Eat Something if You’re Allergic to It, Especially if That Something is Cats
See also Cats.