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Funny Euphemisms
51. Being Sent to the Centaur Office
Used by Ministry of Magic workers in Harry Potter, “Being sent to the Centaur Office” means being fired. See also Harry Potter.
Funny Questions
52. Why is It Called a Grandfather Clock?
Just look at the low-handing pendulum as it swings from side to side.
Funny Dances
53. Racoon Pants
Put two angry raccoons in your pants start dancing, though only if you want your underwear destroyed.
Funny Instruments
54. Schediphone
A double-belled brass instrument made long ago when “schedi” didn’t have another meaning.
Funny Phrases
56. Most Likely to be Hopped Up on Mountain Dew
What my golf coach decided to award me with at our golf banquet.