Funny Euphemisms

31. Murder Spagurder

Also known as a venomous snake. See also Snakes.

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Funny Quotes

32. “A nickel ain’t worth a dime anymore.”

―Yogi Berra

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Funny Observations

33. There’s No Reason for Us to Go Barefoot While Sleeping

See also Sleep.

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Funny Observations

34. There is a Person in the World Who Has Eaten More Mayonnaise than Any Other Person, and They Don’t Know It

It could be you…

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Funny Animals

35. Pairrot

Conjoined twin parrots. See also Birds.

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Funny Euphemisms

36. A Cucumber, but Uglier

Also known as a pickle. See also Vegetables.

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Funny Insults

37. You Look Like the Type of Person to Tilt Their Entire Body Whilst Playing Mario Kart

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Funny Advice

38. Never Trade Your Cow for Beans

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Funny Names

39. His Excellency, President for Life, Field Marshal Al Hadji Doctor Idi Amin Dada, VC, DSO, MC, CBE, Lord of All the Beasts of the Earth and Fishes of the Seas and Conqueror of the British Empire in Africa in General and Uganda in Particular

The Ugandan dictator Idi Amin’s full title.

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Funny Nicknames

40. Phoneager

A teenager who is always on there phone. I.e. all of them. See also Phones, Teenagers.

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