Funny Euphemisms

31. Lung Food

Also known as air.

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Funny Names

32. Dick Bong

American flying ace from WWII. See also Sophomoric.

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Funny Sayings

33. “My Bad” and “Sorry” Mean the Same Thing Unless You’re at a Funeral

See also Death.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

34. My Grief Counsellor Died Yesterday, and He’s So Good, I Don’t Even Care

See also Death, Therapy.

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Funny Questions

35. Why Did the Old Man Fall Down the Well?

Because he didn’t see that well.

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Funny Things to Do

36. Catching Ghosts Outside

Even spirits need to touch grass. See also Ghosts.

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Funny Euphemisms

37. The Floor is Lava, But Sad

Also known as Monday morning.

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Funny Words

38. Hobnob

To mingle in a fancy way.

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Funny Drinks

39. Beefy Beer

Mug Root Beer in a salami cup. See also Meat, Soda.

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Funny Questions

40. Why does the refrigerator have a light, but the freezer doesn’t? Is the frozen pizza not deserving of visibility?

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