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Funny Dances
32. Any Dance Really, as Long as Your Auntie is Watching
“Hey, Timmy, show Auntie that dance you been doing.”
Funny Insults
33. You Look Like You Make Finger Guns and Ask, “What’s Cookin’ Good Lookin’?”' Every Time You Pass a Mirror
And you probably use the opportunity to comb your hair.
Funny Places
34. Austria
And everyone who has accidentally flown there instead of Australia. See also European.
Funny Things to Do
37. Falling in a Muddy River, Taking Your Socks off to Dry, Getting a Splinter from Walking Barefoot, and then Having to Walk a Mile Back to Your Car in Wet Socks
Funny Books
38. Harry Potter and the Normal Year of School
Harry needs a year without drama. See also Harry Potter, Made Up.