Funny Anti-Jokes

31. A Termite Walks into a Bar and Asks, is the Bar Tender Here?

See, because he’s looking for a bar that is tender to eat.

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Funny Words

32. Ultrasuprapropreantepenultimate

Seventh-to-last in a process.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

33. What Do You Call an Elephant with Large Ears?

An elephant.

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Funny Insults

34. You Look Like You Gnaw on Raw Carrots and Pretend You Are a Bunny in Your Head

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Funny Observations

35. Neil Armstrong Backwards is Gnorts Mr Alien

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Funny Sayings

36. If you run in front of a car you get tired. If you run behind a car you get exhausted.

Dad jokes to tell you dad. See also Dad Jokes.

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Funny Advice

37. If You Can’t Eat It, Pee on it and Walk Away

So says the dog. See also Dogs.

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Funny Words

38. Zenzizenzizenic

The 8th power of something. See also Math.

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Funny Euphemisms

39. Angry Water

Also known as Soda.

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Funny Insults

40. You Look Like You Eat Hair

And swallow.

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