Funny Sayings

11. You Have to Hand It to Short People, Because They Can’t Reach It

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Funny Words

12. Pulchritudinous

Means “physically beautiful,” but I would recommend against calling someone that unless they already know what it means… See also Beauty.

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Funny Observations

13. Thursday, 7×7, November, and 8:00pm Are All the Same

I mean, think about it. It makes sense, right? No really… think about it.

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Funny Insults

14. You Look Like the Type of Person to Wear Underwear Backwards and Like It

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Funny Things to Do

15. Watching YouTube Shorts While Watching a Movie

The attention span of people nowadays…

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Funny Insults

16. You Seem Like the Type of Person to Eat Goldfish Crackers With Gum

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Funny Advice

17. Don’t Buy Lungs from a Random Dude on the Street

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Funny Insults

18. You Look Like Someone Who Calls Clicking Your Heels “Clapping with Your Feet”

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Funny Nicknames

19. The Clock

When one arm is longer than the other.

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Funny Foods

20. Steamed Hams

What people in Albany call hamburgers. See also Fast Food.

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