Funny Insults

41. You Look Like You Jump into Your Pants to Put Them on

See also Pants.

Added by GrilledCheese on November 21, 2024| Comment | 8 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Observations

42. Every Bookmark That Costs More Than a Dollar is a Waste of Money—Just Use the Dollar

See also Books.

Added by a Guest on November 21, 2024| 6 Comments | 10 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Anti-Jokes

43. What’s Red and Not There?

No strawberries.

Added by MrBeavers on November 20, 2024| Comment | 8 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Jobs

44. The Two Men Who Carry a Pane of Glass Everywhere

They are in at least one episode of every slapstick cartoon. See also Cartoons, Old-Timey.

Added by MrBeavers on November 20, 2024| Comment | 3 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Observations

45. The Fastest Elevators Are the Broken Ones

Assuming that you want to go down. See also Dark.

Added by a Guest on November 20, 2024| 1 Comment | 17 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Sayings

46. I Used to Play Piano by Ear, But Now I Use My Hands

See also Music.

Added by a Guest on November 20, 2024| Comment | 4 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Instruments

47. Toenails

They go clickity clack.

Added by a Guest on November 18, 2024| 3 Comments | 2 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Dances

48. The Sweater Turtle

Put your knees in your oversized sweater and hop.

Added by a Guest on November 16, 2024| Comment | 1 person likes this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Observations

49. If You Step on a Person’s Foot, They Open Their Mouth

Just like trash cans. See also Garbage.

Added by a Guest on November 16, 2024| 1 Comment | 11 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Insults

50. You Look Like You Would Say “I Needed This” Under Your Breath After You Laugh for a Long Time With Your Friends

Added by a Guest on November 15, 2024| 2 Comments | 25 people like this You Like This | Unlike