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Funny Anti-Jokes
81. I bet you $8326434537461701…
… that you just skipped over the numbers and didn’t even realize I put a letter in there.
And then that you went back to check and realized there was no letter at all.
Funny Insults
83. You Look Like You Say You're “Just Resting My Eyes” When Someone Tries to Show You Something and You’re Sleeping
We all know you fell asleep. Just admit it. Also you snore. See also Sleep.
Funny Sayings
84. During the Day I Don’t Believe in Ghosts, but at Night I Become a Little More Open Minded
See also Ghosts.
Funny Animals
90. Balaeniceps Rex
The scientific name for the shoebill stork. See also Birds, Dinosaurs.