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Funny Quotes
84. “Make-up can only make you look pretty on the outside, but it doesn’t help if you’re ugly on the inside. Unless you eat the make-up.”
―Audrey Hepburn See also Beauty.
Funny Books
85. Abbie Bing Bong’s Big, Beautiful Book of Animal Bottoms Shop
Abbie's got an obsession.
Funny Insults
86. The Real Reason the Universe Expands is to Get Away from Your Farts
See also Flatulence.
Funny Advice
88. Don’t Eat in the Library
Ants will come, eat the crumbs, grow strong, read books, grow smart, and then take over the World. See also Insects.
Funny Observations
90. One Tree Can Create a Million Matchsticks, but One Matchstick Can Also Burn a Million Trees
See also Fire.