Funny Advice

81. Never Trade Your Cow for Beans

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Funny Names

82. His Excellency, President for Life, Field Marshal Al Hadji Doctor Idi Amin Dada, VC, DSO, MC, CBE, Lord of All the Beasts of the Earth and Fishes of the Seas and Conqueror of the British Empire in Africa in General and Uganda in Particular

The Ugandan dictator Idi Amin’s full title.

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Funny Nicknames

83. Phoneager

A teenager who is always on there phone. I.e. all of them. See also Phones, Teenagers.

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Funny Words

84. Waikikamukau

Pronounced, “why-kick-a-moo-cow,” it’s a generic name for a small rural town used by New Zealanders. See also New Zealand.

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Funny Euphemisms

85. Death by Boredom

Also known as paperwork.

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Funny Quotes

86. “If you can’t be kind, at least be vague.”

―Judith Martin

You’re… alive?

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Funny Insults

87. You Look Like You Wake Up and Say “Good Morning” to Random Objects in Your House

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Funny Insults

88. You Look Like You Wash Paper Plates

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Funny Words

89. Shoop

A single sheep. See also Made Up.

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Funny Euphemisms

90. Dirty Banana

Also known as a carrot. See also Vegetables.

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