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Funny Dances
21. Racoon Pants
Put two angry raccoons in your pants start dancing, though only if you want your underwear destroyed.
Funny Instruments
22. Schediphone
A double-belled brass instrument made long ago when “schedi” didn’t have another meaning.
Funny Phrases
24. Most Likely to be Hopped Up on Mountain Dew
What my golf coach decided to award me with at our golf banquet.