Funny Euphemisms

21. Dirty Banana

Also known as a carrot. See also Vegetables.

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Funny Insults

22. Your Mother Buys Mega Blocks Instead of Legos

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Funny Animals

23. The Fourth Little Piggy

His house was made out of wolf skulls. It wasn’t very sturdy, but it sent a message.

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Funny Insults

24. You Look Like a Person Who Say to Their Mother, “Dearest Mother, I Require Urination.”

See also Bathroom.

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Funny Questions

25. Why is Charlie Short for Charles if they have the same amount of letters?

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Funny Sayings

26. You Have to Hand It to Short People, Because They Can’t Reach It

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Funny Words

27. Pulchritudinous

Means “physically beautiful,” but I would recommend against calling someone that unless they already know what it means… See also Beauty.

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Funny Observations

28. Thursday, 7×7, November, and 8:00pm Are All the Same

I mean, think about it. It makes sense, right? No really… think about it.

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Funny Insults

29. You Look Like the Type of Person to Wear Underwear Backwards and Like It

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Funny Things to Do

30. Watching YouTube Shorts While Watching a Movie

The attention span of people nowadays…

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