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Funny Observations
21. One Tree Can Create a Million Matchsticks, but One Matchstick Can Also Burn a Million Trees
See also Fire.
Funny Things to Do
24. Sorting Your Laundry in Different Drawers than Normal and Not Telling Anyone
It’s your new little secret to keep from everyone.
Funny Phrases
25. Straw? No, Too Stupid a Fad. I Put Soot on Warts.
One of the weirdest palindromes I’ve ever heard. See also Palindromes.
Funny Animals
26. Ribbon Seal
First off, it's a seal, which is awesome. But it looks like some kind of chocolate swirl cake.
Funny Animals
29. Squanderbeast
A noble animal that exists only on Sundays, and only to undo everything you accomplished by Saturday. It does not maul. It simply sits on the to-do list until the list gives up. Native to the couch. Cannot be photographed, only suspected. The natural predator of momentum. See also Made Up, Procrastination.