Funny Gag-Gift Foods
Funny Foods
Beaver Nuggets
Basically Pirate’s Booty covered in caramel. Easy to unwittingly eat an entire bag on a long road trip.
Funny Foods
Beer Nuts
What’s the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are a dollar-fifty; deer nuts are under a buck.
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Haggis
Everyone’s favorite Scottish dish to make fun of. (Who doesn’t enjoy sheep heart, liver, and lungs baked in its own stomach?)
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Heavenly Hounds
Peanut butter biscuit for dogs to chew on during extended periods of stress, especially Independence Day.
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Miracle Fruit
Looks like a cherry or blueberry, but makes anything bitter or salty taste like sugar.
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Nerds
People say alcohol is bad for you, but you should try eating several boxes of nerds.
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Pumpernickel
Type of German sourdough bread made with a combination of rye flour and rye meal. Fun to say.
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Turkish Delight
Picasso used to eat Turkish delight once a day. This does not mean, however, that it tastes good.
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Vegetarian Haggis
Apparently for those who like the taste of sheep heart, liver, and lungs baked in its own stomach, but don’t like meat.
