Funny Insults

131. Nationwide Ain’t Even on Your Side

See also Insurance.

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Funny Insults

132. Sunscreen Eater

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133. You Look Like the Type of Person That Calls a Book a “Page-turner”

You nerd. See also Books.

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134. You’re So Ugly, the Monsters Check Above the Bed to See if You Are There

See also Monsters.

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135. I Hope You Get a 30-second, Unskippable Ad

See also Internet.

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136. Wisdom Has Always Been Chasing You, but You Have Always Been Faster

See also Wisdom.

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137. I Hope Your Wife Gives Birth to a Centipede So You Spend the Rest of Your Life Slaving Away to Buy Shoes for It

See also Insects, Shoes.

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138. At Least I Don’t Look Like I Think Plugging an Extension Cord into Itself Makes Infinite Power

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139. I Hope You Run out of Spoons, and All You Have to Eat is Soup

See also Soup.

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140. You’re the Kind of Person to Trip on a Potato

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