AndiJay's Entries
Funny Advice
11. If You Have a Serious Drinking Problem, the Best Solution May be Switching from a Glass to a Sippy-cup.
See also Alcohol.
Funny Advice
12. If One Person Call You Jackass, Keep Walking, if Two People Call You Jackass, Pause for Thought, but if Three or More People Call You a Jackass, You Should Probably Turn Around and Check for a Tail.
Funny Advice
13. If Someone Asks You for Your Number, Tell Them You're Number One.
See also Numbers.
Funny Questions
15. If You Come to a Fork in the Road, What Should You Do?
Personally, I'd pick it up and take it home. You can never have enough utensils.