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Funny Anti-Jokes
1. How Many Idiots Does It Take to Change a Lightbulb?
I don't know, it's been over two weeks and my house is still dark. Please send help.
Funny Anti-Jokes
3. Two Fish Are in a Tank
One turns to the other and asks, “How do you drive this thing?” Then the fish die due to lack of water. See also Fish.
Funny Advice
4. When Life Gives You Lemons, Don't Make Lemonade!
Instead, make Life take the lemons back. Yell, "I DON'T WANT YOUR STUPID LEMONS!", demand to see Life's manager, and burn their house down. (With the lemons.)