Blurryface's Entries

Funny Questions

1. When Your Waiting for a Waiter in a Resturant Aren't You a Waiter?

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Funny Sayings

2. Your Not Ugly, Your a Beautiful Monkey

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Funny Sayings

3. When I'm Bored I Send a Text to a Random Number Saying "I Hid the Body... Now What?"

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Funny Sayings

4. Teacher: "Why Are You Talking During My Lesson?" Student: "Why Are You Teaching During My Conversation?"

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Funny Sayings

5. If You Fart Loudly in Public Just Yell "Jet Power!" and Start Walking Faster

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Funny Sayings

6. "Did You Fall?" "No I Attacked the Floor." "Backwards?" "I'm Freakin' Talented!"

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Funny Things to Do

7. Walk into a Pizza Place and Ask Where the Nearest Pizza Place Is

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Funny Things to Do

8. Jump off an Escalator Onto a Chandelier and Land in a Water Fountain at Cardi's

There was a Cardi's that I went to where this was actually possible. I would've done it if Chandelier by Sia was on at that point.

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Funny Things to Do

9. When Someone Tells You to Hit the Road... Literally Get out of Your Car and Start Hitting the Road

Like... hit it... not too hard... but hit the road...

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Funny Things to Do

10. After Finishing a Can of Coke in a Public Kids Park... Give It a Funeral

Me and my brother did that once and it's still there after 3 years

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