Brian's Entries

Funny People

181. Hillbillies

Hillbillies, as you may know, often drink from jugs marked XXX. See also Alcohol.

Added by Brian on December 4, 2006| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Advice

182. Don't Let Them See You With Just Your Socks On

Added by Brian on November 24, 2006| 12 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Animals

183. Poodles Drinking Champagne

They are poodles, after all. See also Alcohol, Anthromorphication, Wealth.

Added by Brian on November 18, 2006| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Drinks

184. Appletinis

See also Alcohol.

Added by Brian on November 2, 2006| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

185. Carrying a Brush in Your Back Pocket

The better to feather your hair with. See also 80's.

Added by Brian on October 21, 2006| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Words

186. "Eff"

As in, "What the Eff?" or "Ah, Eff!" See also Profanity.

Added by Brian on October 17, 2006| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Phrases

187. Evil Beaver

Added by Brian on October 15, 2006| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Foods

188. Microwave Pizza Shop

Burnt on the edges, soggy in the middle.

Added by Brian on September 22, 2006| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Drinks

189. Welch’s Grape Soda Shop

The Champagne of grape sodas.

Added by Brian on September 16, 2006| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Products

190. Back-Scratchers Shop

Go-to-town with your backscratcher, even in public. Just avoid looking smug.

Added by Brian on August 31, 2006| Comment | You Like This |

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