CaptainCliche's Entries

11. People Who Look Like Harry Potter Characters

Keep watch for hooked noses, pony-tailed beards, and lightening-esque scars. See also Literature.

Added by CaptainCliche on April 18, 2010| 5 Comments | 13 people like this You Like This | Unlike

12. Having a Family Reunion at Disneyland

You bring the senile relatives, I'll take care of the tacky matching t-shirts.... See also Vacation.

Added by CaptainCliche on April 18, 2010| Comment | 1 person likes this You Like This | Unlike

13. Fiddle While Rome Burns

Friends, Romans, violinists....

Added by CaptainCliche on March 4, 2010| Comment | 2 people like this You Like This | Unlike

14. Binturong

What happens if you mix an otter with a cat and taze it? This.

Added by CaptainCliche on March 1, 2010| 2 Comments | 9 people like this You Like This | Unlike

15. Pasta Rice

The unclassy name for risotto.

Added by CaptainCliche on March 1, 2010| 1 Comment | 5 people like this You Like This | Unlike

16. Mime

Nature's way of thinning out the clown herd.

Added by CaptainCliche on March 1, 2010| Comment | 23 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Normal Dad just gives you a check in your birthday card....
Fun Dad has a $20 bill up his sleeve which "magically" slides into your hand when the handshake is over.

There is a fine, fine line between Fun Dad and Creepy Uncle. See also Parents.

Added by CaptainCliche on March 1, 2010| 3 Comments | 23 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Places

18. Costco

The free samples must be parent-aproved, the toothbrushes are next to the inflatable pools, the products change weekly, and there are at least 4 people who live somewhere in its warehousey wonderland. See also Suburbs.

Added by CaptainCliche on March 1, 2010| 3 Comments | 17 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Things to Do

19. Facebookery

Because Facebooking is just too boring a verb. See also Computers, Internet.

Added by CaptainCliche on March 1, 2010| Comment | 29 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Books

20. Gayneck the Pigeon

Because school libraries accept all pigeons for who they truly are.

Added by CaptainCliche on February 28, 2010| Comment | 2 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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