CaptainHumboldt's Entries
Funny Names
3. Sir Abraham Garfild Lincoln Wells the 1st Esq.
The name of my cat (and I did spell his name 100% correct)
Funny TV Shows
5. Delinquent Hampsters
They just do what they want. Because they are delinquent. Here they come! Delinquent hamsters!
Funny Quotes
7. You miss 100% of the shots you don't take -Wayne Gretzky -Michael Scott
quoted by the former Michael Scott paper company owner