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Funny Anti-Jokes

1. Knock Knock...

Come in

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2. John Has 50 Candy Bars and Eats 45 What Does He Have?

Diabetes.

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3. What is Green, Red, Blue, Yellow, Purple and Orange?

Colours.

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4. Why Can't Snowmen Get a Tan?

Because snowflakes have no pigment and snow melts when exposed to high temperatures.

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5. How Do You Get a Person out of Your House?

After they have stayed for a while, you kindly ask them to leave.
If that does not work, pull out a bat or shotgun and ask them again.

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6. What Do You Call a Deaf Person?

Whatever you want they can't hear you.

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7. Why Can't Orphans Play Baseball?

They don't know where home is.

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Funny Insults

8. Your body looks like Mc Donalds, it's fat and greasy.

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Funny Movies

9. I Love How in Scary Movies the Person Yells out 'hello?' as if the Killer is Going to be Like 'yeah I'm in the Kitchen, Want a Sandwich?'

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Funny Questions

10. What Does Mozart Do Now That He is Dead?

He decomposes. See also Music.

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