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Funny Sayings

21. You Sunk My Battleship!

See also Games.

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Funny Advice

22. Wear Clean Underwear

mom says it, grandma says it, it must be true. You never know when you're going to be in an accident.

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Funny Advice

23. Don't Eat the Yellow Snow.

you've heard it for years, it's time to start listening See also Snow.

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Funny Books

24. Anything by Dr. Suess

when you're a kid, its fun. when youre an adult, you see all the innuendo... like "There's a Wocket in my Pocket"

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Funny Euphemisms

25. Being Active

having sex See also Sex.

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Funny Foods

26. Grey Poupon Mustard Shop

What's that? Don't like that sandwich? Poupon it! See also 80's, Condiments.

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Funny Names

27. Michael Wigglesworth

He's an author, a real one, and he wrote something called The Day of Doom. something so epic from someone with such a silly name!

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Funny Nicknames

28. Ambassador Awesome and Overlord Amazing

names for that kid who always thinks he's the best...at everything

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Funny Nicknames

29. Picklez

the Z somehow makes it sound more manly

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Funny Products

30. Blue LED Headlights

because no one is ever satisfied to hurt people's eyes with just the high beams See also Cars.

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I have a wit that stems from years of listening to my sarcastic father, and his sarcastic father before him. My sarcastic abilities know no bounds.

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