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Funny Songs

1. The Roll Call Song by Twaimz

Sha boo ya sha sha sha boo ya roll call [4x]


My name's Patricia (yeah)
And I don't need no mista
Because I got my best friend Gertrude (yup) she is my sista (that's true)
I'm Bad bitch one she's bad bitch two
Don't forget Twaimz he's number three
I'm a unicorn I'll take your throne
Wanna meet our dad he's number four
Do some math put us together Gertrude plus Patricia
We're hot and everything you're not HASHTAG GERTRICIA

Sha boo ya sha sha sha boo ya roll call [4x]

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Funny Anti-Jokes

2. The Dyslexic Man Walks into a Bra

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Funny Questions

3. What Would George Washington Do if He Were Alive Today?

Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin. See also Presidents.

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Funny TV Shows

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Funny Advice

5. Whenever You Eat a Sandwich, Think of China

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Funny Anti-Jokes

6. What Happens when You Cross and Elephant with a Poodle?

Nothing. They can't breed.

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