Ella's Entries

Funny Foods

1. When Waiters at Restaurants Ask You if You Want a Table I Feel Like Just Saying, "No, I Came Here to Eat on the Floor. Carpet for Six Please"

See also Restaurants.

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Funny Insults

2. The Last Time I Saw Your Face I Fed It a Banana

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Funny Nicknames

3. Peanut Butter

This girl I know got a peanut stuck to her butt at work and couldn't get it off and she had to go into the bathroom, pick it off, and then come back. She hates peanuts now.

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Funny Nicknames

4. Two Story

For when you have to look up at someone to talk to them.

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