Flouret's Entries
Funny Quotes
11. "Many a True Word Hath Been Spoken in Jest."
By no means am i a stage snob, but Shakespeare basically just called out every lyric in every rap song ever
Funny Songs
12. 21st Century Liability
YUNGBLUD. I love you. Deeply. But the fact that you insist you're a financial obligation of the 21st Century worries me. Deeply
Funny T-Shirts
13. Any Regular T-Shirt Your Mother Decided to Write Your Name On.
Flouret, Age 4, Please return home if lost. Well, why would you lose me, mother? Is it because you were watching Say Yes To The Dress? Is it because you had to deal with me the entire day? Is it because you wanted to lose me? I mean, i get it, but still
Funny TV Shows
14. This Is A Test
A Youtube series in which the thumbnail is a nuclear explosion. Every episode is just a black screen with the Nyan Cat music on loop.
Funny TV Shows
15. Zootopia, but then More for the Title Because Someone's Already Used It.
5 years. 5 years until I realized the title was a play on 'utopia'. To reiterate, 5 years until I, a semi-grown individual, realized this. No, in all seriousness, 5 years. This took me 5 years. It greatly upsets me to this day.
Funny Tattoos
16. Hyperrealistic Bandage
But see, you must remember to always real a real bandage over your tattoo. Whenever someone asks what happened, rip off the bandage for the dramatic reveal. By no means have i stolen this one from Tumblr
Funny Things to Do
17. Be an Ironic Marketing Genius.
Realize you have made a spelling mistake in your previous contribution. Make another contribution about it. From there, people click on your page to see said contribution.
Funny Toys
18. Stuffed Animals
There must have been, at one point, a person who decided there should be furry replicas of animals, and they must have comically large eyes, or the smallest eyes that have been stitched on, but the fur covers it up so it looks like it has no eyes, and to be fair, is slightly demonic
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