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Funny Instruments

1. Squeaking Horse Hair Against Steel Strings Stuck Across a Medium-sized Portion of Wood Cut in the Shape of a Water Bottle with a Long Neck with Pegs.

Otherwise known as playing the violin.

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Funny Observations

2. Your Down is Somebody's Up.

And his up is your down...

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Funny Observations

3. You will never be able to lick your elbow.

See also Body.

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Funny Observations

4. One of Your Feet is Bigger than the Other.

Consider Bigfoot a new potential friend.

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Funny Phrases

5. I Was a Potato, but Like a Caterpillar to a Butterfly, I Have Changed My Ways.

I have left the nest of the Guest.

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Funny Tattoos

6. Tattoos

And Tot Ahs.
Bdm, ksh

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Funny Things to Do

7. Anyone Can Play Beethoven's Last Symphony.

Just find a piano.
Start placing your finger on the keys...
And then bang your head into it and play dead.

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