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Funny Quotes

241. Pay Your Bills

That's how to be an adult.

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242. Just Do It.

No! How could this happen to me?

R.I.P. Guesst

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243. Treat Others The Way You Want To Be Treated.

But I can't afford real gold bars.

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244. You Can Do It

Wait. I have to ask for the power to lay eggs.

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245. Be Brave

That I had to pay for surgery after trying to fly.

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Funny Sayings

246. ''Brainless''

Stuck in the grave now...

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247. ''WHY?''

''Sorry, I can't understand that.'' - Alexa

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248. Make It, Take It

That made me arrested, Dad. :(

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249. ''Say''

My uncle used to say, ''Say.''

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250. Phphltt!

"I'm not sure what he stands for, but he sure gets my vote!"

"Well, if anyone else is voting for him..."

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