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Funny Animals

1. One bird can’t make a pun.

But toucan. See also Puns.

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Funny Foods

2. I’m on a Seafood Diet.

Every time I see food, I eat it.

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Funny Insults

3. What an Ass!

What a thrice-double ass! See also Shakespeare.

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Funny Insults

4. He Has Not So Much Brain as Ear-wax.

Hehehehehehehehe See also Shakespeare.

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Funny Insults

5. Out of My Sight! Thou Dost Infect My Eyes

Shakespeare takes calling someone ugly to a whole nother level. See also Shakespeare.

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Funny Insults

6. Villain, I Have Done Thy Mother.

Shakespearian insults... See also Shakespeare.

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Funny Insults

7. Away, You Three-inch Fool!

Shakespeare takes calling someone short to a whole new level... See also Shakespeare.

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Funny Insults

8. I'd Beat Thee, but I Would Infect My Hands

Oof. See also Shakespeare.

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Funny Observations

9. There are 3 types of people.

Those who can count and those who can’t.

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Funny Observations

10. The only time incorrectly isn’t spelled incorrectly is when it’s spelled incorrectly.

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