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Funny Things to Do

1. Not Getting a Towel for the Shower.

Just yell out to mother/girlfriend/boyfriend/father/brother/sister to go get it because you already turned on the shower.

Added by ILMIsGenius on May 7, 2017| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Advice

2. Hold off on Whiskey. Drink Beer Instead.

I found this in a fortune cookie in middle school. Why?

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Funny Anti-Jokes

3. There Are Five Apples and Jimmy Takes 2. How Many Apples Does Jimmy Have?

None. Jimmy got hit by a train.

Added by ILMIsGenius on May 2, 2017| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Anti-Jokes

4. Birthdays Are Good for You!

Scientists have found that people with the most birthdays lived longer. How convienient!

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Funny Diseases

5. Canary Fever

No, you don`t turn into a canary. Then we would have way more canaries. Your skin just turns a golden yellow and there is no cure. But it`s okay, because it died out in 1895.

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Funny Quotes

6. "I've Got Something in My Shoe!"

My father said: "I think it`s called a foot." No, really Dad?

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