Inkysquid's Entries
Funny Anti-Jokes
1. How Are a Cigarette and a Guinea Pig Alike?
They're both harmless, until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.
Funny Advice
2. Never, EVER, Celebrate when You Beat the (first Phase Of) the Boss.
Phase 2 will appear instantly and reduce your health to 0 in 0.453 seconds flat.