Jcleo2's Entries

Funny Advice

1. If Ur Playing DND, and You Roll a 5, You Get to Take an Extra Turn. (aka Punch the DM.)

You HAVE to take out your rage

Added by Jcleo2 on January 22, 2025| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Dances

2. Dance of the Sugar Plum Toes

Added by Jcleo2 on January 22, 2025| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Diseases

3. Orange-itis

Popularized by Donald Trump

Added by Jcleo2 on January 22, 2025| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Phrases

4. Is That a Chicken Carcass on the Runway?

Last words before the plane ran over it :(

Added by Jcleo2 on January 22, 2025| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Advice

6. R Stands for Reverse, Not Race. D Stands for Drive, Not Day Mode, N Stands for Neutral, Not Night Mode

This cleared so much up and saved me from sooo many car crashes and my insurance going up

Added by Jcleo2 on January 21, 2025| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Euphemisms

7. Lot of Smoke but No Fire Sir. Maybe Load Some Cannonballs In.

Farts with constipation

Added by Jcleo2 on January 21, 2025| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Euphemisms

8. Floor Hat

aka rug, carpet, or whatever other demonic people call it

Added by Jcleo2 on January 21, 2025| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Foods

9. Nut Free Authentic Peanut Brand Butter

Added by Jcleo2 on January 21, 2025| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Insults

10. If You Were a Skyscraper, You Would be a Speed Bump

haha shorty

Added by Jcleo2 on January 21, 2025| Comment | You Like This |

Jcleo2

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I like funny stuff.

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