Jeets123's Entries

1. Go Eat a Bag of Disappointingly-Unspicy Flaming Hot Cheetos

A true connoisseur eats Takis.

Added by Jeets123 on July 28, 2020| Comment | Like You Like This | Unlike

2. The "Titanic" Theme Played on a Recorder

A rendition Jack and Rose would have been proud of.
Hear it here: My Heart Will Go On (terrible recorder meme) Youtube video

Added by Jeets123 on July 10, 2020| Comment | Like You Like This | Unlike

3. Telephone Sanitizer

It may sound useless, but this job is essential. We wouldn't want to go the way of the Golgafrinchans, now would we?

Added by Jeets123 on June 27, 2020| Comment | Like You Like This | Unlike

4. Eat Mayo Straight Out of the Jar During a Hockey Game

It's happened before!

Added by Jeets123 on June 27, 2020| Comment | Like You Like This | Unlike

5. The Fartura

A Portuguese donut-like food. Funny name, isn't it? See also Scatological.

Added by Jeets123 on June 17, 2020| Comment | Like You Like This | Unlike

A piano that prods cats when you press the keys, causing them to yowl. Kittens make up the high notes with older cats doing the low notes. Familiar to anybody who's read PB. Kerr's Children of the Lamp series. See also Cats.

Added by Jeets123 on June 17, 2020| 5 Comments | 27 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Euphemisms

7. You Are Hereby Promoted to Customer!

How to fire someone you actually like.

Added by Jeets123 on May 23, 2020| 1 Comment | 2 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Things to Do

8. Got to Taco Bell and Order a Sandwich.

Or, go to Subway and order a taco.

Added by Jeets123 on April 29, 2019| Comment | 2 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Dances

9. The "I Can't Dance"

Stand in a corner, preferably next to the snacks. Leaving the room is optional. Often done at middle school dances. See also Schools.

Added by Jeets123 on March 31, 2019| Comment | 4 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Diseases

10. Citrus Opinionem

The unshakable belief that you are an orange. Related to bacon opionionem. See also Fruits.

Added by Jeets123 on March 31, 2019| Comment | 1 person likes this You Like This | Unlike

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