Jokez's Entries
Funny Things
11. I'm Taking a Quiz...
It's called: What state do you live in? I know, computers can track it, but I'll try.
20 minutes-
And done. Oh, what does it say? I apparently live in the state of denial.
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12. When a Teacher Says...
Teacher-Get in your seat young man/woman.
What to do-Bring the seat over to where you were, sit in it, and continue about doing what you were doing before.
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13. Go on Google Translate and Translate English to English. (Turn Up the Volume!)
Try to make it say things like...
dididididididid
oeoeoeoeoeoe
aodhan
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14. When a Teacher Calls Your Name During Roll Call Say Absent.
Make sure your teacher has good humor so you can emerge from your desk without her/him sending you to the office.
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15. Answer This When...Q-Young Man/woman, Are You Chewing Gum? (Teacher)
A-No I'm (-------).
(parenthesis=your name)
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16. Stuff Your Little Brother in a Wardrobe
Excuse for your mother: We were, just, ummm, playing...Narnia! You know that part where they enter the wardrobe... She'll eat it up...Just be sure to know what happens in the books or she'll find out.
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17. Ask a Heavyset Teacher....
How's your baby doing in there? (Of course you know she's not pregnant!)
Do you prefer to be called wide or horizontally expanded?
(Of course, don't really, unless you want detention, plus, it'd be rude...especially to a guy!)
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18. Find out What Season It Is.
Well, duh, you probably know...But go to school if you still do. Is the heating system working? It must be summer. It's not? It has to be winter. (They always hire technicians at the wrong time!)
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