KittyDanatix's Entries

Funny Sayings

1. 69% of People Find Something Dirty in Every Sentence

Gotcha.

Added by KittyDanatix on January 16, 2019| 16 Comments | 60 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Questions

2. When a bee is in your hand, what is in your eye?

Beauty. Because beauty is in the eye of the bee-holder. See also Bees, Puns.

Added by KittyDanatix on December 11, 2018| 2 Comments | 75 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Advice

3. Don’t Know What to Do with That Antique Sword You Have Sitting Around?

Just stick it up your *ss and pretend you’re a corn dog

Added by KittyDanatix on September 8, 2018| Comment | 1 person likes this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Questions

4. What Are Teens Made Of?

Phones, bones, and raging hormones See also Teenagers.

Added by KittyDanatix on July 29, 2018| Comment | 1 person likes this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Advice

5. Always be Yourself, Unless You're Mean, then be Someone Else.

Added by KittyDanatix on June 3, 2018| Comment | 3 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Observations

6. By Day, I'm Just an Ordinary Person, but by Night, I'm the Same Person, Only It's Nighttime

Added by KittyDanatix on June 3, 2018| 4 Comments | 95 people like this You Like This | Unlike