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Funny Phrases

11. Haroooo

Richard Nixon actually said this, as some of you may. remember See also Presidents.

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Funny Places

12. Fuckersberg, Austria

See also Profanity.

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Funny Questions

13. Quick! What's the Number to 911?

Little Rascals See also Redundant, Unnecessary.

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Funny Questions

14. Why Are These Tomatoes on My Nipples, I Need Them for My Salad?

The weirdest thing i've ever seen on the google sugestions See also Google.

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Funny Questions

15. How Could This Possibly Get Any Worse!?

Dear life,
That was a rhetorical question. See also Rhetorical.

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Funny Questions

16. When Was the War of 1812?

A question i've actually asked before. My friends gave me a look that said "Dude, are you retarded?" See also Unnecessary.

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Funny Things to Do

17. Leaving a Niggardly Tip at a Restaurant

The waiter will be much more angered by the tip itself. See also Restaurants.

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Funny Words

18. Davenport

A large sofa See also Furniture, Lab Rats.

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Funny Animals

19. Lactose Intolerant Cow

Me! See also Oxymoron.

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Funny Jobs

20. Royal Palace of England Guard

These guys either sleep with their eyes open, or have physically cannot laugh See also British.

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