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1. Damp Squib

English for raining on a parade. Often mispronounced as "Damp Squid". See also English.

Added by MajrPayneNurAss on April 1, 2013| 2 Comments | You Like This |

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2. Trimmin

Hood for hangin around loitering. Not that made up crap from the simpsons.

Added by MajrPayneNurAss on March 31, 2013| Comment | You Like This |

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3. Gang Save

3 or more ppl bangn down your door on a saturday in hopes that you will play for there Team.

Added by MajrPayneNurAss on March 31, 2013| Comment | You Like This |

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4. Jerry's Kids

What has a million legs and cant walk?

Added by MajrPayneNurAss on March 31, 2013| Comment | You Like This |

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5. Drain Bamage

Brain Damage

Added by MajrPayneNurAss on March 31, 2013| Comment | You Like This |

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6. Cargo Pants

excellent to hide candy and can cokes when u go into a theater

Added by MajrPayneNurAss on March 18, 2013| Comment | You Like This |

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7. Inappropriate Jokes

What cant be said on inherently funny

Added by MajrPayneNurAss on March 18, 2013| Comment | You Like This |

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8. A Warm Glass of STFU

Going out your way to tell someone to zip it.

Added by MajrPayneNurAss on March 18, 2013| Comment | You Like This |

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9. The B.G.'s

No not the Bee GEES. The bubble guts. Meaning you got 2 minutes to get to a restroom.

Added by MajrPayneNurAss on March 18, 2013| Comment | You Like This |

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10. You Are So Poor,you Buy Your Clothes at the Gas Station

This was an insult back in the 70's when you couldnt buy a complete ensemble at your local convenient store.

Added by MajrPayneNurAss on March 18, 2013| Comment | You Like This |

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