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Funny People

101. Eskimo Brothers

When two guys have slept with the same girl... they're considered Eskimo Brothers. xD See also Sex.

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Funny Advice

102. If It's Yellow... Let It Mellow. If It's Brown... Flush It Down.

:) Go green, bitches. See also Bathroom, Scatological.

Added by Meez on November 3, 2009| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Advice

103. Don't Ever Replace a Condom with a Bread Bag

It's just too messy. See also Sex.

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Funny Advice

104. Don't Cut Your Own Bangs

They always come out crooked... AND, you just keep cutting and cutting and cutting... Oh My! See also Hair.

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Funny Clothes

105. Winkie Jeans

Jeans with eyes on the back pockets. Ha! When you walk it looks like the eyes are winking at people walking behind you. See also Denim.

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Funny Foods

106. Fried Twinkies

Twinkies alone have enough calories. See also Snacks.

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Funny Phrases

107. Cat's Dead. Details Later.

A unpleasant way to tell someone their cat's dead when you're in a hurry. See also Pets.

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Funny Questions

108. Why Isn't Everything Chocolate Covered?

I'd lick everyone... :) Happy endings alllll around.

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Funny Quotes

109. "I wanna take a ride on your disco stick!"

WTF?!? xD Lady Gaga - "Love Game" See also Singers.

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Funny Things to Do

110. Chewing the Old Gum You Find Under Tables in the Library

:) Tasty.

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