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Funny Insults

1. You Smell Like My Grandma's House

And she wears turtleneck sweaters.

Added by Olivia0livia on February 5, 2020| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Sayings

2. Patience is a Virtue

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Added by Olivia0livia on December 16, 2019| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Conveyances

3. Cars with Eyelashes

Lets not assume genders yet... See also Cars.

Added by Olivia0livia on August 31, 2019| 7 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Tattoos

4. "My Dog Ate My Homework"

Just so you don't have to say it any more.

Added by Olivia0livia on August 31, 2019| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

5. Asking Siri to Beatbox

"Boots and cats and boots and cats and boots..." See also Computers, Internet.

Added by Olivia0livia on August 31, 2019| 5 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Anti-Jokes

6. What Dentists Still Don't Understand Today

Dentist: What school do you go to?
Me: Gwwevdawe
Dentist: Do you like school?
Me: Nwo Weely
Dentist: Not really? Why not?
Me: iitz worwing
Dentist: Why do you think it's boring?
... See also Dentist, Funny, School.

Added by Olivia0livia on June 1, 2019| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Conveyances

7. Time

Back then, people thought their era was advanced. Look at us. Flying cars and outlets. I can't begin to imagine how poor we will look in 4 thousand years.

Added by Olivia0livia on June 1, 2019| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Instruments

8. The Whistle

A great way to get attention.

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Funny Nicknames

9. Mr. Wonderfuler

When Mr. Wonderful offers 400k for 15% stake See also Internet, Sharktank, Shows.

Added by Olivia0livia on June 1, 2019| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Sayings

10. Parents Always Start with "Back in My Day"

"Back in my day, we didn't have phones. We played outside"
"Back in my day when my siblings didn't get along, we put on matching clothes all week"
Well guess what? These are my days now!

Added by Olivia0livia on June 1, 2019| Comment | You Like This |

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