Phoghat's Entries
Funny Euphemisms
1. Son of a Brooklyn Bridge
What my older sister says INSTEAD of the obvious See also Profanity.
Funny Nicknames
2. Tommy Salami
Got this nickname in grade school, because I liked salami sandwiches for lunch. It stuck through University, with the true meaning lost.
I was popular with some women because of what the THOUGHT it meant. See also Sex.
Funny Phrases
3. 1,2. Bis-hydroxy Chickenwire
In organic chemistry class, what to name a structure containing at least one benzene ring, when you have no idea what is actually is. See also Science.