PieceOfCheese's Entries
Funny Advice
1. Don't Eat Your Hands when Hungry, --- You'll Need Them Later!
instead, eat someone elses hands!
Funny Books
2. Why Does Harry Potter Have Glasses?
for real tho, wouldn't they have fixed his eyes on one of the many times he visited the infirmary?
Funny TV Shows
5. How to Die
game show.
had an intro that went:
its DEAATH!!!!
*applause*
HOST: hello everybody, its your host, The Grim Reaper.
and as for todays guest judge, we have HADDDDES!
*more applause, and some screaming from the contestants*
HADES: *sarcasm* yay. Hades is back on the show for the millionth time.
HOST: and now, we'll introduce you to todays contestants. . . . . .*whispering* Hades, that's your cue.
HADES: uhg ok , but only 'cause Rhea's making me.
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Funny Advice
7. The Most Important Thing to Remember, is That if You Don't Give a Sh*t, People Think Your Cool
actually though. act like you don't care and people will think you're cool
Funny Insults
8. Oh, Good, I Was Trying to Go for That Whole '[insert Persons Name]' Look
say this when someone insults how you look.
(couldn't find a comebacks tab, soooo yarsh)
