RainbowBeast's Entries
Funny Advice
1. Treat Every Problem Like Your Dog Would.
If you can't eat it or f*ck it, than piss on it and walk away.
Funny Drinks
2. The Secret of Enjoying Good Wine.
1. Open the bottle to allow it to breath.
2. If it isn't breathing give it a mouth-to-mouth.
Funny Insults
3. Me: Why Don't You Slip into Something More Comfortable?
Person: Like what?
Me: A coma...
Funny Products
5. Person: Is Your Refrigerator Running?
Me: Yah..
Person: Than you better go catch it.
Me: *punches him in the face*
Funny Sayings
6. Broccoli: I Look Like a Tree.
Walnut: I look like a brain.
Mushroom: I look like an umbrella.
Banana: Dude! Change the topic.
Funny Things
8. Can You Please Sum Up the Year 2017 for Me Please?
Other guy: ugg...(takes a shot) (stares at him) (takes another shot) well, it all started with this damn gorilla...