SecretKitty's Entries

Funny Anti-Jokes

1. Are You Picking Up What I'm Putting Down?

Because if you are, you're picking up a dog.

Added by SecretKitty on November 25, 2017| Comment | Like You Like This | Unlike

Funny Quotes

2. "Why Do They Call It a Check? Why Not a Yugoslavia?" Chandler Bing, Friends

From first episode of season 8 of friends. If you're into geography/history you probably get it. (Check/Czech/Yugoslavia)

Added by SecretKitty on October 11, 2017| Comment | Like You Like This | Unlike

Funny Quotes

3. "It'll Taste Italian!"

My friend dared me to drink a sort of dangerous chemical in Science class and I thought she was talking about the olive oil or vegetable oil or whatever that was near it, so I said this, and we couldn't stop laughing about it and kept referencing it all class. See also Chemicals, Italian, Science.

Added by SecretKitty on September 19, 2017| Comment | Like You Like This | Unlike

Funny Advice

4. Only Trust People Who Like Big Butts

They cannot lie

Added by SecretKitty on September 13, 2017| Comment | Like You Like This | Unlike

Funny Insults

5. You're the Reason This Country Has to Put Directions on Shampoo.

Added by SecretKitty on September 13, 2017| Comment | 2 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Quotes

6. I'm So Good at Sleeping, I Can Do It with My Eyes Closed!

See also Sleeping.

Added by SecretKitty on September 13, 2017| Comment | Like You Like This | Unlike

Funny Quotes

7. I'm Going to Stand Outside

So if anyone asks, I'm outstanding.

Added by SecretKitty on September 13, 2017| Comment | Like You Like This | Unlike

Funny Quotes

8. I Like Photography.

It's the only place you can shoot people and cut off their heads without getting arrested. See also Photography, Violence.

Added by SecretKitty on September 13, 2017| Comment | Like You Like This | Unlike

Funny Advice

9. "Eat. You'll Feel Better." -Remus Lupin

See also Harry Potter, Jk.

Added by SecretKitty on September 7, 2017| Comment | 3 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Euphemisms

10. Wee Wee

What you do when you don't have to boom boom. See also Scatalogical.

Added by SecretKitty on September 2, 2017| Comment | 14 people like this You Like This | Unlike