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Funny Advice

1. Remember, when Burying a Body, Put Endangered Plants over It So It’s Illegal to Dig Up!

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Funny Diseases

2. 2024-Electionitis

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Funny Insults

3. You Look Like the Kind of Person Who Would Think Getting an “F” on a Test Meant “Fantastic.”

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Funny Insults

4. You Seem Like the Kind of Person Who Would Respond “Mooses” When Asked What the Plural of “Moose” is

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Funny Insults

5. You Look Like You Would Buy Expired Food Because “it’s Aged Like Wine.”

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Funny Insults

6. You Look Like You’d Order Supplies from ACME when Hunting.

Wile E Coyote approved.

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Funny Jobs

7. A Lifeguard at the Olympics

Ever feel useless? Just think of these poor people.

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Funny Nicknames

8. Turd Burglar

-Darth Vader, describing Grand Moff Tarkin

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Funny Phrases

9. “I Farted.”

Something nobody wants to hear.

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Funny Questions

10. What Does a Book Bag Become if It Isn’t Being Used to Carry Books?

I do not know. See also Schools.

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