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Funny Insults

31. Out of My Sight! Thou Dost Infect My Eyes.

Get out of my sight! You're so ugly that I have to close my eyes!

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Funny Insults

32. Would Thou Wert Clean Enough to Spit Upon!

You're so dirty that you cannot be spat on!

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Funny Questions

33. What D'yo Do when You're Hungry?

Eat a leaf! See also ;(, ;(, ;(.

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Funny Quotes

34. "The Hydrogen in Our Lungs, the Helium in Our Veins, the Sodium in Our Blood, We Are Made of The Big Bang."

- TheDeadColdNightInTheHole

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Funny Animals

35. Destropalisis

Destroys EVERYTHING in its path. Shape and size unknown: Belongs to the class of Carcharodon and only creature in its class to survive. Never seen: However, people have reported it to be 100.2842m long. Lives in water, though can survive on solids.

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Funny Instruments

36. Goat and Sheep Intestines Full of Blood

Inspissate it with mucus, then play it. Basically the vibes.

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