Turtles4ever's Entries

Funny Anti-Jokes

1. Knock Knock. Who's There? Me. It's Me.

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Funny Nicknames

2. Maxim Arugala

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Funny Words

3. Gonzo

Far out journalism

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Funny Insults

4. I Refuse to Have a Battle of Wits with Somebody Who's Unarmed

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Funny Insults

5. I'm Not Saying That I Hate You, but I Would Unplug Your Life Support to Charge My Phone.

But honestly, anyone would do that nowadays.

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Funny Insults

6. Sha Gua

"dumb melon" in Chinese. XD

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Funny Quotes

7. "Turtles May Not be the Fastest or Strongest or Smartest Animals, but That Doesn't Stop Them from Being Turtle-ly Awesome." -Unknown

Yup. I had to write "turtle-ly." Sorry.

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Funny Sayings

8. Gag Me with a Spoon!

My teacher told me that she and her friends used to say that. :)

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