Tyler's Entries

171. Getting Fitted for an Ear Trumpet

Doesn't happen anymore, but still funny to think about. See also Antique, Old-Timey.

Added by Tyler on January 21, 2006| 1 Comment | 10 people like this You Like This | Unlike

172. Spry

Kramer from Seinfeld once said to a competing tennis ballboy, "I may be old, but I'm spry."

Added by Tyler on January 21, 2006| 2 Comments | 10 people like this You Like This | Unlike

173. John Stossel

John Stossel is the new Geraldo Rivera. See also Journalists, Mustache.

Added by Tyler on January 20, 2006| Comment | 2 people like this You Like This | Unlike

174. The Bear Knows About Forty Stories, but All of Them Are About Pears.

This is apparently a Turkish saying. See also Turkish.

Added by Tyler on January 17, 2006| 3 Comments | 31 people like this You Like This | Unlike

175. Powder My Nose

Euphemism for using the restroom. A friend has used this expression for years and now only taps his nose to exuse himself. See also Bathroom.

Added by Tyler on January 14, 2006| 5 Comments | 15 people like this You Like This | Unlike

176. Snooty

A funnier alternative to snobby. See also Arrogant.

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177. Bee

An ant biting a bee is funny, and a beard of bees is the funniest entry in the Guiness Book of World Records. See also Insects.

Added by Tyler on January 7, 2006| Comment | 2 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Mittens are cute, but gloves are funny. A good example is virtual reality gloves which are funny while virtual reality goggles are not. Also, it's funny that Mickey Mouse wears gloves, but he only does it to cover his rodent claws. See also Cartoons.

Added by Tyler on January 7, 2006| Comment | 3 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Conveyances

179. Jitney

Instead of calling a bus a bus, New Yorkers from the Upper East Side call their transportation to and from the Hamptons a jitney. See also Arrogant.

Added by Tyler on January 7, 2006| 1 Comment | 4 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Dances

180. The Rock Lobster

Requires forming your hand into a claw. See also Animals.

Added by Tyler on January 7, 2006| Comment | 10 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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