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Funny Quotes

1. "How Do We Look?"

I don't know, with your eyes probably

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Funny Instruments

2. Electric Kazoo

I crack up whenever I think of this

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Funny Quotes

3. "Paris is in London, Right?"

-My sister

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Funny Sayings

4. "Shave My Toenails!"

My dad's invented alternative to 'kiss my a**'

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Funny Songs

5. I'm Blue, but with Getting the Lyrics Wrong

I'm glued, I will bleed I will die, I will beat up a guy, I indeed am a guy, I will eat apple pie, I believe I can fly...

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Funny Conveyances

6. The Squirrel-A-gig

Squirrel Girl's helicopter See also Marvel.

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Funny Movies

7. Die Hard 2: Die Harder

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Funny Quotes

8. "I'm Against Picketing, but I Don't Know How to Show It."

-Mitch Hedberg

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Funny Quotes

9. "I Prioritize Quality over Quantity, Which is Canadian For; I'm Lazy."

-GD Colon

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Funny Sayings

10. "That's a Nice A** Shirt"

Thanks, but they're called 'pants', not an 'a** shirt'

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